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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jollysunflora
goosewizard

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

  • ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses
  • MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes
  • kens job is beach
  • a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)
  • mojo dojo casa house
  • kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING
  • i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.
  • extensive Barbie lore
  • Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman
  • the kens building a wall
  • beaching one another off
  • KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
  • like twelve executives on one tandem bike
  • depression Barbie
  • ALLEN
  • i am kenough :)
  • gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

jollysunflora

#please go see this#it’s so queer#it’s so camp#it’s so funny

largemeowmeow
neil-gaiman: “anarchistmemecollective: “impossiblepackage: “largedad: “mapsontheweb: “ The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States ” ” I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is...
mapsontheweb

The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States

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impossiblepackage

I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is so hard to explain to people that no, they have not ever seen the night sky. It is so hard to explain to people that what they think is a proper night sky is fucking pathetic. A disgrace.

People talk about how you can’t see stars in the city and yeah, that’s true, but their concept of “seeing stars” is being able to make out orion’s belt.

So, so few people have see the sky in all its glory and it’s not sad. It’s a fucking crime. Seeing a perfectly dark night, no clouds, not a hint of light pollution? That’s a fucking religious experience.

The sky the vast vast majority of us grew up with is not the sky that inspired us to look up. It is not the sky that inspired constellations. You can’t even see most constellations.

Your ancestors looked at the night sky and said “surely, that is where the gods must live.” And you might be lucky if you can see hardly more than a handful of stars.

The sky is full, fucking FULL, of stars, and you’ve never seen them.

anarchistmemecollective

light pollution is also actively harmful to many species of birds, mammals, and insects

neil-gaiman

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I took these photos on the Isle of Skye, in a place with no light pollution. Skies can look like this.


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